mtllica:

i talk a lot about mens tits but please know that this blog is also in support of mens ass, mens thighs, mens tummies, and mens waists/hips

galway-bae:

so I’m watching futurama for the first time

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hyrude:

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

leg-stealing-bee:

leg-stealing-bee:

I will get stuff done today

I have gotten nothing done time for a break

demonladytakkuri:

mangopatch:

astriiformes:

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

demilypyro:

junglejim4322:

Me every time my stomach hurts

randarollstenchbun:

Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM…⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

kalichnikov:

lovelysewer:

lovelysewer:

bull fucking shit.

tumblr would never flag osama bin laden tattoo gibby.

That’s freddie

sandmandaddy69:

suredisaster:

mckitterick:

heckin-music-dork:

mudwerks:

no fucking way

Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:

sandmandaddy69:

fieriframes:

ALT

[It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.]