depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

dennys:

Your wish is our command!

Send more egg-gif ideas our way, buddies!

collegesleezy:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

damnnn barney Y2K has changed you

collegesleezy:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

damnnn barney Y2K has changed you

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

lizardsenjoyinglife:

Enjoying a day at school

lizardsenjoyinglife:

Enjoying a day at school

moateal:

"What do you mean sales are down?"

moateal:

"What do you mean sales are down?"

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle