shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

sweetdeffect:

Reconstructive surgery for crocodile suffered multiple fractures due to a collision with a car.

sweetdeffect:

Reconstructive surgery for crocodile suffered multiple fractures due to a collision with a car.

Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

1212m:

(。◝‿◜。)

1212m:

(。◝‿◜。)

uncreativelyinclined:

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

Bruh

uncreativelyinclined:

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

Bruh

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

What do you call a lesbian with long nails?
Anonymous