Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Reblog this if you wear clothes in the shower because you’re not like other teens and you respect your body<3

tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

divinecross:

usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

her name is literally Shibadogchild-san

divinecross:

usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

her name is literally Shibadogchild-san

Alright

therealsourpatchninja:

villiansbecauseyes:

If someone says “don’t end hate with hate” they don’t mean you should just let people bully you. That would be stupid, what they mean is, you should fight against the bullies, but don’t become one yourself

Oh my god fucking thank you

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

dumpsterfetus:

story of my life

themoonphase:

HAHA

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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