beyonce in her pizza outfit
O M G
iMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING U GUYZ
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
You can’t bring a full shampoo bottle on a plane but you can bring a bear?
are you people honestly this daft?
- piss peddler
- butt bungler
- smegma lord
- barn humper
- booger farmer
- September 11th
- a bowl of mashed up slugs that got puked up by the dog
[unintelligible old coot gibberish in the distance]
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
utmost importance of national security