notmusa:

axololtls

notmusa:

axololtls

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

breakingipods:

blowjcb:

blowjcb:

what would happen if i actually shared porn on facebook

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD PLEASE HELP ME

I’m just wondering why the word like is replaced with brohoof what the fuck is a brohoof

tsukihi:

3ds games be like “remember to take breaks”

remember to eat my ass, bitch i only been playin for 6 hours

postpunktonyabbott:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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peonygoodchild:

A moment of silence for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

demisnowflake:


3edgy5me

Snow: ~tbh~

demisnowflake:

3edgy5me

Snow: ~tbh~

bad-mojo:

fleshcircus:

bad-mojo:

it’s 5:30 in the morning and i just discovered that the conch animal have eyes and it’s fucking glorious

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the fuck do you know

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