mayor-lemoncheeks:

I just realized Flo is 2007 Pete Wentz.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

coolerthanbeans:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

image

thanks

dekutree:

you did it

dekutree:

you did it

othertonguesotherflesh:

imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic

isn’t just as likely to be that the waiter read that comic and then used the joke on this guy?

I have no idea who this guy is, if he’s one of those white dudes tumblr just hates or what…  But… I cannot think of a situation where someone reusing a joke they saw in a classic comic strip would warrant being called a “worthless failure of a human being” like..

people kill people

you know that right?